6 eyes = 3 brains

"why keep typing "

2005-01-28T01:04:00.000-08:00

"holly shit its the 28 of jan" "d00d keep typing" "o shit"

howdy friends how are you doning WAIT .............................................................................................all my comment buddies have all died and gone away
the damn blogger host has reseted my blog page now i am sitting here screaming in rage trying to break my legs i need to kill the names that made this blog page wait no fuck rage i got a chane saw ill saw them in half and eat their brains and wile i eat their brains ill think about my great comment page and all the hot chicks in my cmments page that i cyberley laid wile eating lays and in that state of mind frame wile eating brains and haveing some lays ill think of the names that called me names on my comment page in this chane saw rage i realzied that they are the ones that did this to my online blog page ill break in their houes saw them in half and eat their fucking brainsIN THIS FUCKING CHANE SAW RAGE ................................................................................................................................................................................

sorry for that folks that was derricks bad side this is derricks good side the one that likes happy things and shit . i am the one that wroght T1 breaz and stuff.
you really dont see derricks good side verry offen its like it doesnet even egzist
wait ...................................................................................................... it doesent HES NOT A SKITSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i am your friend
really bad derrick
dont hurt me bad derrick
whats with the chain saw
pleass i can be bad
i sware
look i can cuzz
fuck shit damnit damn and
DEAR GOD DON.....................................................................................................................................
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why keep typing when your fans are made up
why keep typing when your so fuckd up
iam not high of gay or in a blind sighted rage
i just want to know what you think of my stuff
ded ded ded ededdedeedededeeded
ORGAN SoLO
gitar solo
drum solo
5 houers latter

SO IF your goning to cheak out my stuff
pleas comment or else i wont grow up
MY GOD BLOGGER IS FUCKED UP

I fell asleep while watching spike TVAfter 10 cups of coffeeAnd you're still not hereDreaming of a songBut something went wrongBut I can't tell anyone'Cause no one's hereLeft me here aloneAnd I should have stayed homeAfter 10 cups of coffee I'm thinking
where'd you go..go..go..go.

got a rock and roll bandI got a rock and roll life I got a rock and roll girlfriendAnd another ex-wifeI got a rock and roll houseI got a rock and roll carI play the shit out the drumsAnd I can play the guitarI got a kid in New YorkI got a kid in the bayI haven't drank or smoked nothin'In over 22 daysSo get off my caseOff of my caseOff of my case!

To send my love a letterbombAnd visit me in hellWe're the ones going

to type or not to type that is the ....................................................?

"typeing"

2004-07-07T11:58:00.000-07:00

muhaha typeing to put letters togather to make words like F U C K so meny keys on a key bord and most of them dont do crap such as, and ? mabey * this -/ * @$%^& !@# and one of thes }{{} { } {"":?,.l;'p[] wait dont look at the p and l ok but. but now they put thoes useless keys to work with :) :() ;( ;) N-N n-m n-n ^-----^ (,)(,) U---U i could go on and on and on with this ......... whats the use of all thes keys what if i dont want them on my bord are you gonin ot take them off i dont need them for i never use them are you goning to give me a key bord with out thes key and give me a parshion of my money back for what i dont use or need LIKE two enters two of thes + two of thes */ you fucking lazy ass people that need more than key of something like "your car your houes your kid" wait mmmmm ...... i did something wrong mmmmmm take out the 2ent one lazy bastords with two alts and ctrls two shifts ............ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh some meny keys that i dont use i want my damn money back give it to me before i take this bord and sword and ............. well put two and two togather and you get something that looks like this 4 wich is a man jumping on a sales man with putting a sword in his head and torso so give me back with is mine the keys i never use or want and whats this key for 1 .................. wait thats the number 1 er never mind not worth the fight or is it muhaaaaaaaa

hi if you people feel as inraged with thes key on a key bord than gone the fund for "anit lazy ass keys fund" and help save the world alittle bit at a time see 321598732985728973512 things die a day and if you send us money than it might help save something some were from dieing from something so help thoes things from dieing send the fund some $ and feel alittle better that your money is goning to a bounch of white fat people and the save the dieing things thing
so email me at moneygurber@fakefund.com

"allright thats it"

2004-06-22T23:32:00.000-07:00

well the time that i use to be a one with the people that would talk so weird that it would make people's ears bleed is over its time to take but my right full place to be the hart twisting bastor that i was born to be and has been for years muhaah so you ppl try this on for sizeSo walking down a river of fake blood that comes from suckers the get smacked over the head by brouther women that have been makeing sheep comdoms all day long and srewing ramdome happy things i make my way tords the fork in the vally of the not so horny dead people seeing the weirdst thing like flying corn fealds from the basment of a person with ADD after getting out of the vally i am now goning tords the gaia aim aol internet world its a true place were my friends dont talk to me people dont like me and that people can make fack porno's of billy the kid fucking a fat cowboy so i keep walking throught the the internet takeing out all the porn websits gettign out of the internet i find the iraq wepons of mass something i steal them and pick out my targets candida reno and bill gates house and fire the booms and take out the things a hate so much becaues they wont talk to me have away messegs
and give me no choce of what os i want so i hate all of you guys with a pashion of the crist that died and saved thes damn ppl that wont talk to their god

"piss piss pissy little forum web site bastords"

2004-06-14T14:10:00.000-07:00

all right i just got to say something about people acting smarter than they are on a damn forum site..............................
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no one is on

2004-05-27T16:55:00.000-07:00
what the hell what the hell its seems as thoe people have been away on the www if i dont have the www what do i have well i have my helth my thoughts and the simsons but non of thoes are in play right now ahhhh if i cant scam a simply form web site what can i do waiting 1 more houer it till the simsons are on i can live or think without some thing to do to love to think to kill to hate is all i have and right now thoes things i cant do my mind is jumping my body is down my hand is shacking what the hell am i goning to do maby try to hack something or maby learn to hate alittle i dont know for this is the life of a geek you learn to take it but for some rezion i cant can not do it for my mind is not runing i cant take this lack of geek thought its teh worst thing that can happen my god what the hell my doom is not working no jesus i cant go on like this if my geek habbets are not working than what do i have in this world no one will talk no one is on why the fuck does ff7 seem to long thoes damn yello damn birds just runing for me i cant fucking stand it i cant get the damn bird that can go in the sea i dont get it why the hell is this happening to me i am goning to kill something something tonight or maby right now after i get done wirghting this thing he he something to make me feel better he he well here i go i am goning to go wait do my eyes decive me is some one aiming me this cant be but it is i can now let my fuck mind free hehe

wise words of d day

2004-05-25T14:51:00.000-07:00
"so you tell me that you are into geeks ay...... o how can i tell well its not like you dont haver a shirt on that says it plan and simple GEEKS ROCK ............................................... hmmmmm ok that makes sence so you are a bitch and you are rich and you like geeks hmh ...... yeah .....yeah so you say that your boyfriend is a geek and you take after him and now you have becam a geek hmmmmmmm hm you mean like a computer geek....................hmm ah so you say that you spen more time on the computer than you do sleeping mhmmmmmmmmmm
ok well just to let you know that computer geek are much more cerative in makeing things that they put on their bodys and show to the world just saying that GEEKS ROCK is very anti geek that just makes us seem very ingorant and puts us lower than we allredy are and mmmmmmmmmmm geeks dont have girl friends or boyfriends its kind of the law normal people tend to take us away from the things that we like love and fight for and i really want to say this so
RICH BITCHY PEOPLE CANT BE GEEKS YOU ARE NOT A GEEK WERE DO YOU COME FROM SAY THAT YOU ARE A GEEK YOU ARE BRINGING DOWN THE THE STANDING OF GEEKS ok so i think you should go back to your house and go F#@%%#%@ your gay boy friend

the words of jason

2004-05-25T13:15:00.000-07:00
ah sting on a hill with my computer in hand looking up ramdome crap in a wireless network comeing right from hell but then a sight for all the world would like to see soooshiii came runing acros the t1 breaz thinking my god this must be a dream but this is to real to be a dream cant i feel the air blowing acros my computer sreen it couldent be a dream to real for a dream cant i smell sooshiiii's sent blowing from breaz so hours went by and at this time i have convenced my slef that it is not a dream is this not soooshiii leaning agents me or the t1 line being carred by the breaz so as soshiii is sleeping apon me in the t1 breaz i go to go gaia to see what is in the world of eaz now this make makes me belive this is not a dream for the site is now up dated now so happy i besz the fact that i can get my dream as now you can see but wait do my eyes decive me no no it could be the post's the messeges topics no no it cant be their are all dated to a younger time ahahhh why does it have to be that my life is so boring that i cant have soooshiiii leaning agenst me no no why must it be that a the post are dated to 1943 why why must it be now the real word is all i can see the darkness of my room the glowing light of my sreen a bump on my head great now i know this is not a dream no t1 no sooooshiiiii non for me but what what a messege on my sreen my god its soshiiiii iming me but could not be no it cant be for this is the real world and sooshiii barly knows me and as i read the im that she sent me it seems like she knows me ha ha she knows me i am not falling for this dream but as i read more of what she worght me she says"thanks for the great day in the t1 breaz" ......................................................................can this be a dream.

zes words of ze shaun

2004-05-22T21:19:00.000-07:00
hmmm well last Tuesday I went to school and......Mm when I got their some cops cars were in parking lot ..uhmm and I sade "o great what did I do this time" so ... I went behind the building waiting for the cops to leave and . hm ah their were about to leave intel one of the teachers sade "wait he might be in the ally behind the school and I thought that they were after me so I started ..... Ah hm and you know that running from cops is really bad to do its really and really really bad if you run and you did not do anything so I ran home .... And mm I called in sick because I thought that no one saw me at school....... And they sade "ok we will hope to see you tomorrow" and I sade "ok" .........Ah hm well latter that day I got a phone call from the school and they asked me some things like HOW LATE DID YOU LEAVE SCHOOL yeaster day I sade the same time I all ways leave (as soon as I can get the hell out of their) and they asked hm .......Hum who I hang out with. And then .....Ah they asked if I was coming in tomorrow I sade "yes" and they sade "ok well so you tomorrow" ..................... Hum ah ooo well the next day I went to school and I went inside and some cop cars came in to the drive way and I was ...... mmm just like "stay cool shaun" and then they came in and one of the teachers yelled "their he is" and the cops handcuffed me and they read ......... Hum my rights and I sade " o crap" that's not good

the words of jason

2004-05-21T22:49:00.000-07:00
so tell me agien what do you like to do. hooooo that sounds nasty so are thoes real or fake?.......o fake you say well i like a bi@%$ with some plastic yeha yeah i was thinking to call enzit anything for you baby ..................you are so perfic with your glow and the noses that you make when you wake up mmmm mmmm i just want to be on you all night long and the way this is goning i think i will my god your hiting all the right keys you jump on this so fast it feels like i have been with you all my life this chang was really for the better i mean whats not good about 350kb's per sec and that new mother bored 3.8 gighirts hoooooooo take me away baby

zes wise words of shaun

2004-05-21T22:32:00.000-07:00
hm well i was on the internet one night and hum i found a web site that was about people that you can send away for and oh hm ..... i kind of blanked out and when i woke up i got a phone call and it was someone asking for my moms creit card number and they shad that my mom ordered something and a gave them a number .......... and a week latter a hot chick noked on my door hmm ...... ah and she did not talk very well hm and when she aksed if i was shaun and i sade yes and she sade "you mom say we marry and pay me marry you so i becom amarcian"and i sade under my breth........... thats not good

"hey we dont take kindly to you people anywere"

2004-05-19T23:06:00.000-07:00
all right i am bored so i am goning to tell you about the (get the hell off my world crew) A.K.A my friends frist i will start off with god A.K.A (jason molt)so enjoy wile i give you people some resons to hate us "and trust me you will hates us"

GOD
real name. jason molt...rer i think thats how i spell his last name.
codename Valistar,Qualcar,and god
AGE 13 BUT that boy is ageless you cant sterotype this man LOL
home townRENO NV the deadest forking place on earth ... or at least one of them.
INTRESTS hm thats kind of a dumb to wirght about well he IS A COMPUTER GEEK so he likes hacking, the internet,birnging down networks,breaking computers,playing video game like he is goning to die tomorrow,druling over soooshiiii "you know the gooooooood soooooshiiii" oh and biring down the natations school's (very fun to do)
life gole TO save a doomed world for we have for seen that the world is going to end and the feld that jason is goning into well be the LINK TO THE END AND THE ONLY HOPE i would explan but i am to lazy just tehink (the termanator)all three of teh movies and you might get a clue if you got a GD bran
jasons fav quote"hmmmm i am not getting what your are saying cant you explan it in a more complex way",and"pull the pin and count to what?"
fav foodbawlls......and W/E his mom shoves in his mouth
fav drink hmmmmmmmmmm count to ten and gesss *the people reading this* (hmmm ooo 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 wait i got it its water reer)no you fat epople its bawllssssss its an engery drink.
why people hate him well gess ..... wait no gessing it not your peoples thing well he is hated becaues of his vews on issues like (forking fat lesbians trying to get liveing things sucked out of their forking boddies its my choce not yours muhaaaaaa) lol he kind of like that. outter ways why he is hated is becaues hes smart and being smart at 13 in the USA is like being a notizie yes a notizie and you fat dumb people know it "so you better start hateing us becaues we will be dead soon and you wont have anuff time to hate us and trust me you need all the time in the world"
likey death well i think he will die at the age of 50 to 100 and he will die by fighting off storms of conformed robot LIBRALS "god that is the worst thing i cant think of robot librals ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhh).

the next person for you epople to hate is cracker jack
real name Shaun balword or something like that.
codename cracker jack,and Krakatau
AGE16 i think or he just bacame 16 or something like that.
hometownRENo sparks A.K.A the deadist place on earth
INTRESTShe he now this is goning to be fun. he likes to and allmost have brong down networks,hacking porn sites,hakeing all in genral,downloading endless amounts of leagal music games software videos you know the GOOD VIDEOS OS'S w/e you can think ofhe likes FORKING stuffed dog's,and breaking outter peoples stuff mainly goverment stuff.
life gole to be able to eat some thing without paying for it to live some were so he can sleep and to have a shit load of computers so he can FUCK UP THE "world wide web baby" and to get laid before he dies "same goes for me lol we are so lame"and to be able to eat a sandwinch drink bawlls and jump off a rock and die baby!!!!
fav foodbawlls caffien beer drugs.
fav drink bawlls caffien beer drugs pickly juice.
why epople hate him well i dont really know if people hate him all he really says is go fuck a whore with a knife o and that he jacks off in a bed of barbwire and that his boy someday is goning to start take your money.
likey death well he will probley die by drinking to much battery acid and die at the age of like 23 to 27.

ok now i am pissed

2004-05-19T19:38:00.000-07:00
all right people now i am pissed off at you (friends the tv show)fans i hate the GD show and i cnat get a way fromj it its every were AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i dont get it its really gay what does it give you people??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????its you GD librals you make all the forked up show stay on the air like (wil and grace)that show realy realy realy realllyyyyy really suckesssssssssss ass i realllllllly cant stand that show and the GD reality TV SHOWS they allmost suck as bad aas will and grace so get the damn tv shows away from my damn big ass high def TV AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

the forked up word's of zea shaun

2004-05-19T14:05:00.000-07:00
"o crap i think that i did something last night and oh i hurt and hm oh i cant rember what i did but i most have done some hu becaues now i have a third nipple and i have breast inplants ............ that's not good"

wise words of jason

2004-05-19T14:02:00.000-07:00
hurhaa sooshiiiii kicked me in the nuts today i think she like's me

the wize word of d day

2004-05-19T13:59:00.000-07:00
"now tell me why i cant do that"

2004-05-13T15:57:00.000-07:00
Gess what now we are all fucked. you know why?becaues every one hates bush "but not me" so when karry gets in office as are leadder of the kick ass USA us computer internet people are goning to start to get taxed you heard it taxed"yeyaaa one more resion for the BIG HEADS to take money from us"arent you people happy now. so why will karry pass a law to tax the internet? well think about it what do the libral people hate the most * the people that are reading this*"i dont know now give me a corndog" WAR you dumb ass librals so karry will withdraw the troops and stop the war and yet the dumb ass middle east people take care of them slefs wich will lead them back to were they were befor we came to kick the shit out of them, and when karry does that we are srewed becaues karry will start picking up were bust left off and were do bush leve off? rebilding the USA and were does the money come from to rebild this rock that we live on?the amarican tax payers and what is the fastest moveing sorce of info" THE I N T E R N E T" its the biggest non taxed thing so people vote for what you want to pay for the war, or or every thing eles" ha god bless the the endless life payment.

2004-03-15T12:11:00.000-08:00
hay hay hay i am back you stopid people you all suck why dont you emall me really it is not like you have eney thing els to do you fat f##@#@%%##%%^###%##$#%$#%$#%#%#%#$# ok now that i got that off my mind i am goning to tell what is goning to happen to you people if you hack or spam or make virises or worms or if you done nun of the obove and you have traises of eney of the obove you are fucked

1. if you get cough hacking in some states you cant get fined 100.000$ bucks or 10 years of jall and if some one is uesing you ip adress and you did not do eney thing you still get the senties

2. in some states thay are trying to pass a law for 5 to 10 years in jall or 20.000$ to 100.000$ in fines for if you are tampering with spyweare or spam

so what i think about this bullshit well i am a computer geek so i think it is crap shit bullshit fucked becues you can be giltty without doning nouthing the person to blam is BILL cliton he passed a gay law in 1995 ish to make computer crim A.K.A hacking spyweare spam lelgal but the back side of this is that eney one can be giltty so if thay pass theas laws than we are all fucked

2004-03-03T13:09:00.000-08:00
yoyoyoyo you people suck you are not coming to my blog thing why wont you people come to my site and emall me you should i know everthing ask me and i will know it you ask me something i will make your life eazer or harder oooooooooo k

2004-02-24T11:46:00.000-08:00
to this is the senkint time i have post a thing at my blog and noumber one thing i got to tell you is

1. you all suck.

2. you all need to wirght me,

3. you all need to wirght me.

4. i dont know.

2004-02-22T12:54:00.000-08:00

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2004-02-22T12:37:00.000-08:00
hi you fat peple you all need to go to the gym and work off some fat

1. if you are a person that like pop mucis you suck and should go die some were

2. if you like to go see lame movies than you suck

3. i dont know why i am doning this but i am really

4. if you want answers to computer things game things or anthing that has to do with technology than e-mall me at something1288@aol.com and if you dont know how to cut and copy than i cant even help you